Zaku (21)
Note: Based on every negative aspect of mt
personality and people around me...weird
A dropout who mastered the MIT
curriculum without getting a degree, who
worked at video game company but was
transferred to a new division in a new
town, and was then promptly laid off and
became homeless. Zaku is somewhat
paranoid about his upstairs neighbor and
believes it is controlling his life in some
way (though this has yet to be proven).
Good natured and hard working, Zaku is
committed to earning his stay at Zanes'
home and repaying his kindness although he
does question why Zanes is kind to him. He
is an OCD cleaning freak and enjoys
number crunching and programming, and
much to Zanes' dismay, milk every morning.
Note: Based on every negative aspect of mt
personality and people around me...weird
A dropout who mastered the MIT
curriculum without getting a degree, who
worked at video game company but was
transferred to a new division in a new
town, and was then promptly laid off and
became homeless. Zaku is somewhat
paranoid about his upstairs neighbor and
believes it is controlling his life in some
way (though this has yet to be proven).
Good natured and hard working, Zaku is
committed to earning his stay at Zanes'
home and repaying his kindness although he
does question why Zanes is kind to him. He
is an OCD cleaning freak and enjoys
number crunching and programming, and
much to Zanes' dismay, milk every morning.
Zaibatsu Hamazaki aka Zanes (21)
Note: Was the main character for 29 out of 32
(excluding Holy Song, 99 Red Balloons, and this
comic)
Zanes is a kind enigma who believes that no one
needs a good reason to help others. With that, he
(arbitrarily) makes Zaku his roommate. Zanes
owns the ramen shop on the first floor of their
apartment complex and also works as a costume
designer. To Zanes' dismay, he is very allergic
to cats so he wears cat ears to...compensate?
Zanes owned a robotic cat but he accidentally
hit it with a hammer forty-nine times while
laughing. He's also very allergic to milk. Like
Zaku, he dropped out of Tokyo U without getting
a degree which maybe why he let Zaku
stay...either that or it's because Zanes is
bisexual.
Note: Was the main character for 29 out of 32
(excluding Holy Song, 99 Red Balloons, and this
comic)
Zanes is a kind enigma who believes that no one
needs a good reason to help others. With that, he
(arbitrarily) makes Zaku his roommate. Zanes
owns the ramen shop on the first floor of their
apartment complex and also works as a costume
designer. To Zanes' dismay, he is very allergic
to cats so he wears cat ears to...compensate?
Zanes owned a robotic cat but he accidentally
hit it with a hammer forty-nine times while
laughing. He's also very allergic to milk. Like
Zaku, he dropped out of Tokyo U without getting
a degree which maybe why he let Zaku
stay...either that or it's because Zanes is
bisexual.
Yuto Kanada aka Yukon (23)
Note: His job as a video game programmer was
changed to a video game editor was because it
was easier to write for.
A friend of Zaku back when he went to MIT.
Yuto is a hardcore anime/manga/video
game/whatever nerdy or geeky otaku and
probably spends more money on it than eating
and necessities. Unlike Zaku who who does not
see his intelligence as a social hindrance, Yuto
has trouble interacting with his family and
people in general. He is very socially awkward
and wants to develop a relationship of any
kind with a woman. Although good at dating
sims, he cannot apply the logic in real life. He
helps his sister with her costume shop but
hates cosplaying unless it's forced upon him.
Note: His job as a video game programmer was
changed to a video game editor was because it
was easier to write for.
A friend of Zaku back when he went to MIT.
Yuto is a hardcore anime/manga/video
game/whatever nerdy or geeky otaku and
probably spends more money on it than eating
and necessities. Unlike Zaku who who does not
see his intelligence as a social hindrance, Yuto
has trouble interacting with his family and
people in general. He is very socially awkward
and wants to develop a relationship of any
kind with a woman. Although good at dating
sims, he cannot apply the logic in real life. He
helps his sister with her costume shop but
hates cosplaying unless it's forced upon him.
Samurai Bebop (Age N/A)
Note:To fill the paper bag void left by
Ichigo--by the way she/he/it is loosely
based on me.
Zanes and Zaku's loud and bizarre
upstairs neighbor. The leader of the
mostly harmless (and useless) cult PBS
(Paper Bag Society not the Public
Broadcasting Service) and is believed to
be "God" (or "science" or "Kira"). It is
believed that Samurai Bebop controls
lives through drawing comics. While it
is unsure what Samurai Bebop is, it is a
bipolar comic obsessed moron. It's the
only PBS member that has different
expressions...which in a way would mean
that could be it's real face. And if that
were the case, wouldn't it have bad
peripheral vision and smell funky when
splashed with water?
Note:To fill the paper bag void left by
Ichigo--by the way she/he/it is loosely
based on me.
Zanes and Zaku's loud and bizarre
upstairs neighbor. The leader of the
mostly harmless (and useless) cult PBS
(Paper Bag Society not the Public
Broadcasting Service) and is believed to
be "God" (or "science" or "Kira"). It is
believed that Samurai Bebop controls
lives through drawing comics. While it
is unsure what Samurai Bebop is, it is a
bipolar comic obsessed moron. It's the
only PBS member that has different
expressions...which in a way would mean
that could be it's real face. And if that
were the case, wouldn't it have bad
peripheral vision and smell funky when
splashed with water?
Erica Kristen Wester aka Real Faker (20-something)
Note: Loosely based on the real Erica. Favorite character
for costume design
Hobo. Wehrenburg concession operator. WehrenForce
sentai leader. Recovering RENT injector junkie. Real
Faker is definitely an oddball character. Real Faker is not
a real hobo, she just dresses like one and rents out a
cardboard box. She works proudly at one of the three
Weherenburg theaters in ten states and is leader of the
WehrenForce sentai group dedicated to protecting movie
goers from dirty theaters, understocked bathrooms, and
the WehrenWolf and his minions like Kernel Popcorn and
Butter Juice and their biggest foe: AMC Theaters because
those bastards want to turn Wehrenburg into a
Wehrenburger, which is a chain restaurant featuring the
WhachamaMyer burger. An inhaled or snorted burger
made from reefer free art teacher incense from reefer
induced art teacher incense served in its own pottery
glaze for that rich Myery taste. She also throws shopping
carts at people by the way.
Note: Loosely based on the real Erica. Favorite character
for costume design
Hobo. Wehrenburg concession operator. WehrenForce
sentai leader. Recovering RENT injector junkie. Real
Faker is definitely an oddball character. Real Faker is not
a real hobo, she just dresses like one and rents out a
cardboard box. She works proudly at one of the three
Weherenburg theaters in ten states and is leader of the
WehrenForce sentai group dedicated to protecting movie
goers from dirty theaters, understocked bathrooms, and
the WehrenWolf and his minions like Kernel Popcorn and
Butter Juice and their biggest foe: AMC Theaters because
those bastards want to turn Wehrenburg into a
Wehrenburger, which is a chain restaurant featuring the
WhachamaMyer burger. An inhaled or snorted burger
made from reefer free art teacher incense from reefer
induced art teacher incense served in its own pottery
glaze for that rich Myery taste. She also throws shopping
carts at people by the way.
Walden Sochaswki aka Sock
(...16-20-something?)
A serial killer killer that's so in
love with Real Faker that he must
kill her for no adequately
explained reason. His weapon of
choice are smelly old gym sock
puppets. Apparently he uses them
to chew off his victim's eyebrows,
bite of their ear, rip out their
appendix, and finally give them a
colonic irrigation if you know
what I mean. By the way, real men
aren't afraid to wear plaid mini
skirts. He lives on the top floor of
apartment with Bostov, his toaster
eating slice of bread.
(...16-20-something?)
A serial killer killer that's so in
love with Real Faker that he must
kill her for no adequately
explained reason. His weapon of
choice are smelly old gym sock
puppets. Apparently he uses them
to chew off his victim's eyebrows,
bite of their ear, rip out their
appendix, and finally give them a
colonic irrigation if you know
what I mean. By the way, real men
aren't afraid to wear plaid mini
skirts. He lives on the top floor of
apartment with Bostov, his toaster
eating slice of bread.
Mephistopheles Egarde Nemo Thanatos Orphesus Surt aka
Meth O Syphilis aka Mentos (I don't know how sharks age)
Note: Inspired by the greatest Simpsons quote ever
Once a upon a time there was caterpillar that was about to hatch
but was dropped into a vat of radioactive chemical sludge aka
the stuff they use at McDonalds to fry those circumcised vegan
potatoes people eat. Before he was deep fried to death, he
hatched and emerged as a shark with a gun for a mouth...or
protruding from his mouth...whatever! Then he was bitten by a
radioactive piece of velcro that just happened to be there for
some reason and gave Mephistopheles velcro fins...so that he
can hold on to stuff! Oh and even though he was born in
America, he can only speak in crayon drawings...because a
talking shark with a gun for a mouth and velcro fins who by the
way works at the DMV would be ridiculous. Since some people
can pronounce Latin names, people call him Meth O Syphilis
because it's funnier and sounds more American. Small,
impressionable children and pregnant women call him Mentos.
For no reason, some people like to try and eat him.
Meth O Syphilis aka Mentos (I don't know how sharks age)
Note: Inspired by the greatest Simpsons quote ever
Once a upon a time there was caterpillar that was about to hatch
but was dropped into a vat of radioactive chemical sludge aka
the stuff they use at McDonalds to fry those circumcised vegan
potatoes people eat. Before he was deep fried to death, he
hatched and emerged as a shark with a gun for a mouth...or
protruding from his mouth...whatever! Then he was bitten by a
radioactive piece of velcro that just happened to be there for
some reason and gave Mephistopheles velcro fins...so that he
can hold on to stuff! Oh and even though he was born in
America, he can only speak in crayon drawings...because a
talking shark with a gun for a mouth and velcro fins who by the
way works at the DMV would be ridiculous. Since some people
can pronounce Latin names, people call him Meth O Syphilis
because it's funnier and sounds more American. Small,
impressionable children and pregnant women call him Mentos.
For no reason, some people like to try and eat him.
Uruhara Kanda (15)
Uruhara is not his real name, his real name is Aouruu. Due to his
parent's extreme abuse along with extortion and corruption, he was
ultimately abandoned and ridiculed by his relatives as a product of ill
breeding. Fortunately he was taken in by his aunt (Ellen) and uncle
(Kirijo) who had lost their son. Despite this, he is still seen as a stain
on his family's name and has a terrible relationship with his
uncle/father. Uruhara has a height complex, standing at only five
feet and showing no signs of getting taller or getting more masculine
because puberty shafted him, Uruhara hates it when people call him
"cute" or "Moyashi"...Unless the object of his affection (Kai Suki) is
doing it, then he's fine and dandy. Uruhara has a living dead cat
named Aler and a fetish for things that are perfectly symmetrical and
things that have to do with a family board game created by a nameless
American pharaoh. He's in love with an oblivious Kai Suki, ignoring
the affections of Amphetamine and Cruzle, fighting with Zero,
warding off the fan boyism of Vlod, and makes sure his friend Sachi
doesn't drink his own blood to death.
Uruhara is not his real name, his real name is Aouruu. Due to his
parent's extreme abuse along with extortion and corruption, he was
ultimately abandoned and ridiculed by his relatives as a product of ill
breeding. Fortunately he was taken in by his aunt (Ellen) and uncle
(Kirijo) who had lost their son. Despite this, he is still seen as a stain
on his family's name and has a terrible relationship with his
uncle/father. Uruhara has a height complex, standing at only five
feet and showing no signs of getting taller or getting more masculine
because puberty shafted him, Uruhara hates it when people call him
"cute" or "Moyashi"...Unless the object of his affection (Kai Suki) is
doing it, then he's fine and dandy. Uruhara has a living dead cat
named Aler and a fetish for things that are perfectly symmetrical and
things that have to do with a family board game created by a nameless
American pharaoh. He's in love with an oblivious Kai Suki, ignoring
the affections of Amphetamine and Cruzle, fighting with Zero,
warding off the fan boyism of Vlod, and makes sure his friend Sachi
doesn't drink his own blood to death.
firefly kakei sachiroyurei (all lowercase) aka Sachi
(15)
Sachi's a vampire who can only drink his own blood and
was adopted and lived in a lesbian commune until he
entered high school and has never known what fast
food, a TV, or air conditioning was until he was kicked
out of the commune because when he reached puberty,
the commune realized he was guy. He has always known
what it felt like to be alienated because he was a
"defective" vampire and believed that no one would
going to accept him for what he was. Currently he is
living with the Kandas and handles all the cleaning
because he thinks a game. Sachi is upbeat, airheaded,
has interesting ways to show affection, makes
situations worse, and above all is very...quirky. Sachi
has a habit of slitting his wrists and drinking his blood
in public. He hates band aids...or adhesive strips.
(15)
Sachi's a vampire who can only drink his own blood and
was adopted and lived in a lesbian commune until he
entered high school and has never known what fast
food, a TV, or air conditioning was until he was kicked
out of the commune because when he reached puberty,
the commune realized he was guy. He has always known
what it felt like to be alienated because he was a
"defective" vampire and believed that no one would
going to accept him for what he was. Currently he is
living with the Kandas and handles all the cleaning
because he thinks a game. Sachi is upbeat, airheaded,
has interesting ways to show affection, makes
situations worse, and above all is very...quirky. Sachi
has a habit of slitting his wrists and drinking his blood
in public. He hates band aids...or adhesive strips.
Zerulius Ashurahime aka Zero(15)
Zero likes Vlod who may like Uruhara
and/or Kai Suki, thus hates Uruhara
because he's a threat, doesn't get why Kai
Suki is so popular, wants to "make sex
babies" with Cruzle, thinks Amphetamine is
a robot, and flirts with Sachi to annoy
Uruhara. So in short, he's a total horny ass
perv. Zero is the son of the district's
police officer and carries two guns
(varying from revolvers, pistols, glocks,
etc) loaded with wooden bullets (they
disintegrate on impact but still can stun and
cause a painful blow). Despite the fact that
he's supposedly righteous, he smokes and
skips school. He's considered the most
"experienced" of all his friends.
Zero likes Vlod who may like Uruhara
and/or Kai Suki, thus hates Uruhara
because he's a threat, doesn't get why Kai
Suki is so popular, wants to "make sex
babies" with Cruzle, thinks Amphetamine is
a robot, and flirts with Sachi to annoy
Uruhara. So in short, he's a total horny ass
perv. Zero is the son of the district's
police officer and carries two guns
(varying from revolvers, pistols, glocks,
etc) loaded with wooden bullets (they
disintegrate on impact but still can stun and
cause a painful blow). Despite the fact that
he's supposedly righteous, he smokes and
skips school. He's considered the most
"experienced" of all his friends.
Vlodfied Izayoi aka Vlod (15)
Vlod is in love with Uruhara and at times
sees Sachi as a threat to declaring said
love. On the other hand, he wants Uruhara
to be happy even if that isn't with him. That
being said, Vlod is an idiot like all the other
characters and should hook up with
characters that actually dig him. He is
considered the class clown yet to
everyone's surprise (and Uruhara's
disgust) gets high marks on all his exams.
Although he likes Uruhara the most, he
usually hits on any cute girl/woman he sees
(his preference is 13-40 and he does not
hit on guys). Vlod is extremely allergic to
pollen and usually starts running away when
a butterfly appears.
Vlod is in love with Uruhara and at times
sees Sachi as a threat to declaring said
love. On the other hand, he wants Uruhara
to be happy even if that isn't with him. That
being said, Vlod is an idiot like all the other
characters and should hook up with
characters that actually dig him. He is
considered the class clown yet to
everyone's surprise (and Uruhara's
disgust) gets high marks on all his exams.
Although he likes Uruhara the most, he
usually hits on any cute girl/woman he sees
(his preference is 13-40 and he does not
hit on guys). Vlod is extremely allergic to
pollen and usually starts running away when
a butterfly appears.
Cruzle Hernandez (15)
Note: Bustiest character ever created in
my history of comicking
Cruzle has an immense crush on
Uruhara. Unfortunately, Uruhara treats
her like his sister and is oblivious to her
affections. She becomes friends with
Amphetamine, slight rivals with Vlodfied
and Sachi, hates Zero hitting on her,
and is indifferent with Kai Suki.
Because girls tend to single her out
because of her large breasts and boys
think she's easy, Cruzle has developed a
breast complex and is trying to make
them smaller and herself more plain or
normal. She's Walter's granddaughter
and wishes he would at least lable what
was homemade prune and grape juice in
the fridge. She enjoys photography,
cosplay, and can eat a hamburger in one
bite, no use of hands.
Note: Bustiest character ever created in
my history of comicking
Cruzle has an immense crush on
Uruhara. Unfortunately, Uruhara treats
her like his sister and is oblivious to her
affections. She becomes friends with
Amphetamine, slight rivals with Vlodfied
and Sachi, hates Zero hitting on her,
and is indifferent with Kai Suki.
Because girls tend to single her out
because of her large breasts and boys
think she's easy, Cruzle has developed a
breast complex and is trying to make
them smaller and herself more plain or
normal. She's Walter's granddaughter
and wishes he would at least lable what
was homemade prune and grape juice in
the fridge. She enjoys photography,
cosplay, and can eat a hamburger in one
bite, no use of hands.
Amphetamine Everclear (15)
Note: Named and based on the song
Amphetamine which maybe named after the
drug Amphetamine
She's the type of girl that's perfect in the
effed way but hates to glorified in any
time, of any way. She looks like she could
be a phantom but she believes she could be
happier in a better life. Amphetamine lives
in the slums of Verde Muerte with Zaio,
Kaio, Alex, and John Su and is the only one
of them that attends school. She's in love
with the oblivious Uruhara but thinks that
since she's so plain and underdeveloped, no
guy who date her. She loves horror and
slasher flicks, collecting skeletons, and has
a bit of a loli-goth fetish. Amphetamine is
trying to assassinate the mayor of their
town to save everyone via her army of pink
zombie robots.
Note: Named and based on the song
Amphetamine which maybe named after the
drug Amphetamine
She's the type of girl that's perfect in the
effed way but hates to glorified in any
time, of any way. She looks like she could
be a phantom but she believes she could be
happier in a better life. Amphetamine lives
in the slums of Verde Muerte with Zaio,
Kaio, Alex, and John Su and is the only one
of them that attends school. She's in love
with the oblivious Uruhara but thinks that
since she's so plain and underdeveloped, no
guy who date her. She loves horror and
slasher flicks, collecting skeletons, and has
a bit of a loli-goth fetish. Amphetamine is
trying to assassinate the mayor of their
town to save everyone via her army of pink
zombie robots.
Zaio Hayate(11)
Zaio died in a car accident but his brother
Kaio revived him by giving up half his
remaining life and renting out his body to
twelve demons. Probably due to the accident
and being revived, Zaio cannot speak properly
and seems to have the mentality of a six year
old. Also having be revived in such a bizarre
way, he came back as a zombie angel who likes
to chew on anything he can get his teeth on
and his cognitive skills are thrown in a loop
(so he tastes colors and hears texture). He
wears dismembered doll heads on his fingers
or toes to keep him company when no one's
around to play with. His favorite thing to chew
on is BoxHeadHero's head or Amphetamine's
zombie robots. He's trying to get enough
money to mail order a new heart for his
brother. He refers to himself in the third
person.
Zaio died in a car accident but his brother
Kaio revived him by giving up half his
remaining life and renting out his body to
twelve demons. Probably due to the accident
and being revived, Zaio cannot speak properly
and seems to have the mentality of a six year
old. Also having be revived in such a bizarre
way, he came back as a zombie angel who likes
to chew on anything he can get his teeth on
and his cognitive skills are thrown in a loop
(so he tastes colors and hears texture). He
wears dismembered doll heads on his fingers
or toes to keep him company when no one's
around to play with. His favorite thing to chew
on is BoxHeadHero's head or Amphetamine's
zombie robots. He's trying to get enough
money to mail order a new heart for his
brother. He refers to himself in the third
person.
Kaio Hayate (11)
Zaio's twin brother who
sacrificed to revive him. Although
Kaio's body is under a massive
strain from the demons dewelling
within him, they provide him with
company and can channel their
demon powers through his scarf.
The bizarre side is Kaio's shadow
is replaced with a hideous
chartreuses shadow of the demons
inside him. The downside is that
there is too much drama going on
with the demons that it feels like a
soap opera. Kaio is the most
mature of the group and takes it
upon him to lead everyone and try
to save their lives. He's also the
only one who doesn't call
Amphetamine an "old lady".
Zaio's twin brother who
sacrificed to revive him. Although
Kaio's body is under a massive
strain from the demons dewelling
within him, they provide him with
company and can channel their
demon powers through his scarf.
The bizarre side is Kaio's shadow
is replaced with a hideous
chartreuses shadow of the demons
inside him. The downside is that
there is too much drama going on
with the demons that it feels like a
soap opera. Kaio is the most
mature of the group and takes it
upon him to lead everyone and try
to save their lives. He's also the
only one who doesn't call
Amphetamine an "old lady".
Alex BoxHeadHero (9)
BoxHeadHero dreams one day, due to his l33t
boxing and shipping protocol skills, he will work
at American Shipping Services to combat UPS
and FedEx...and occasionally DHL and
harmonizes the nation with a smaller and more
efficient company that isn't run by Asians. But
until then he plays make believe and makes
crappy American furniture out of packing
peanuts, Styrofoam, tape, cardboard, and
whatever it is people find at shipping offices.
It's unclear what BoxHeadHero looks like or if
that's really his head.
BoxHeadHero dreams one day, due to his l33t
boxing and shipping protocol skills, he will work
at American Shipping Services to combat UPS
and FedEx...and occasionally DHL and
harmonizes the nation with a smaller and more
efficient company that isn't run by Asians. But
until then he plays make believe and makes
crappy American furniture out of packing
peanuts, Styrofoam, tape, cardboard, and
whatever it is people find at shipping offices.
It's unclear what BoxHeadHero looks like or if
that's really his head.
John Su (12)
John is the hacker of the group
and usually hacks into vending
machines to give them food,
booze, or porn videos depending
on what's around. He often takes
off his shoes to type since he
finds it faster than his hands. He
doesn't like Zaio or BoxHeadHero
since they seem too childish and
their crazy antics annoy him. He
has a crush on Amphematime but
he still thinks she has cooties so he
ends up berating her and looking
like a total douche. His only other
hobby other than hacking is
reading ingredients on food. His
dream is to rule the world and
outlaw the use of text messaging
because it's so retarded. He
refers to himself in the second
person. He's scared of birds.
John is the hacker of the group
and usually hacks into vending
machines to give them food,
booze, or porn videos depending
on what's around. He often takes
off his shoes to type since he
finds it faster than his hands. He
doesn't like Zaio or BoxHeadHero
since they seem too childish and
their crazy antics annoy him. He
has a crush on Amphematime but
he still thinks she has cooties so he
ends up berating her and looking
like a total douche. His only other
hobby other than hacking is
reading ingredients on food. His
dream is to rule the world and
outlaw the use of text messaging
because it's so retarded. He
refers to himself in the second
person. He's scared of birds.
Walter (whenever Einstein invented death)
Note: Inspired by Ryuk from Death Note
Walter is a jolly British death who works in the
Ministry of Death and is assigned to the J-Town
County . He's eccentric in the sense that he
wears rainbow pants, fluffy bunny slippers, and
an American flag based sombrero tophat.
Instead of a scythe, Walter uses an ukulele that
turns into a light saber because he thought was
cooler. He rarely spends time with his
granddaughter Cruzle but once in a while makes
someone who bullies her have a crappy ass day.
He likes apples and annoying supermarket
shoppers by using coupons and getting exact
change.
Note: Inspired by Ryuk from Death Note
Walter is a jolly British death who works in the
Ministry of Death and is assigned to the J-Town
County . He's eccentric in the sense that he
wears rainbow pants, fluffy bunny slippers, and
an American flag based sombrero tophat.
Instead of a scythe, Walter uses an ukulele that
turns into a light saber because he thought was
cooler. He rarely spends time with his
granddaughter Cruzle but once in a while makes
someone who bullies her have a crappy ass day.
He likes apples and annoying supermarket
shoppers by using coupons and getting exact
change.
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